Monday, November 17, 2008

The Following Needs To Happen Today For The Leafs To Win Tonight!

A conversation between Ron Wilson and Nik Antropov:

RW: Hey Nik
NA: Oh hey Ron.
RW: How are you?
NA: Fine. (awkward silence)........... you?
RW: Oh I'm good. Hey. (points to his face) What's this?
NA: Uhhhhhh, your face?
RW: Nope.
NA: You got me. what is it?
RW: It's my grill!
NA: It is?
RW: Yep. You know Luongo has a grill! Everybody has a grill! Tim Thomas has a grill too!
NA: Really?
RW: Yep. Every human man has a grill. You know what your job is?
NA: No
RW: Your job is to get all up in it!
NA: All up in it?
RW: Exactly! Tonight, I want YOU to get "all up in" Tim Thomas' grill! Understand?
NA: Sure, I think so. Like get all up in it?
RW: Exactly! That way we can score goals! Because when you're all up in a goalies grill, he can't see the puck!
NA: Ahhhhhhhh, I get it!! Ok I'll give it a shot!
RW: Thanks Nik! Get all up in it tonight!
NA: Ok! I will!
RW: Good! Good.

1 comment:

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